Return of the ggnoobsglhf

Aight, I finally settled down to write another post after these past few turbulent weeks of studying.

I know, you've been craving for another post and did not find your need satisfied.

Two weeks ago...

Find the odd one out...

Is it Isaac Newton because he's one of the greatest minds in history? NO

Is it Buzz Killington because he's the only cartoon? NO

Is it Elton John because of his sexual differences that I, by the way, totally respect? NO

Is it Sean Connery because he's so freaking awesome and hot? NO, Newton is freaking awesome as well, and hot in this picture.

The odd one out is Minwoo, because he's NOT a Knight of England.

It all started when Arush called Madison, Sir Blake. Why? Well, obviously, he's a visible minority being white at Waterloo. And whites are obviously English. And Englishmen are obviously Knights (No idea for the Blake part). Then myself, having a white name, have been called a Sir as well.

Sinful like any other human being, Minwoo was taken over by envy. That title appealed to him so strongly, such class, being part of the nobility, what else can one want more?

...And something happened but I forgot because it was two weeks ago...

Arush and Minwoo ended up betting on if the Queen would ever knight somone called Minwoo, with a World Cup ticket on the line.

Obviously, research was done, and some conclusions were made. The most important one: A Knight's title can be passed on.

The solution he came up with was simple. Minwoo would to be adopted by a Sir, threaten him to change his will into passing on the title to to-be-Sir Minwoo, and finally assassinate the poor man.

Another solution was found, much more elegant, kinda like a nice math proof. It goes as follows. Adopt a knight, name him Minwoo. Q.E.D.

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Now remember the slapbet I made with Fred?

Here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqT7oyOwwdM

Gotta love how he looked so confident before the slap.

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Anyways, I'm heading off to Ottawa on the 30th, starting as a Jr. Economist. Sounds pretty cool. David Ma, Economist. Architect you say? No, that's not as cool as economist.

I'll keep you updated. The next 4 months of posts will be grouped under the name of "Adventures in Ottawa with David Ma", rhyme like a mime, chill like a dill.

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